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jayy: why are you such a whore?

caitlin: cause my last names bell-orr.

jayy: why are such a slut?

caitlin: because you love me so please stop saying this shit.

jayy: why are you such a bitch?

caitlin: why are you so scene?

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jayy: caitlin, if you have more than one octopus it's called an ocupie, right?

caitlin: yes.

jayy: caitlin, does that mean if you had more than one penis it would be peni?

caitlin: no, that would be a cockfest.






we have interesting conversations.