thanks dear

"I think you hold the secrets to all the things in life if I could understand you. You seem quite colourful and pretty and you're probably a lot simpler than I think you are but I don't think for the life of me I could ever figure out how you work entirely so I will just admire your apparent complexity. That's how I feel about periodic tables and you, anyway."

there you go, finally an explanation of myself, though not by me?

by someone magical and mysterious